Hugo Chavez is listed as critical by several sources cites Fox News. Apparently there is significant speculation that the Venezuelan douche may have prostate cancer. He is currently saying that he only has pelvic abscesses, but that is believed to be a fabrication. His daughter and mother of his child urgently flew to Cuba in the last 72 hours to be with him.
My only question is why isn’t he seeking medical attention in Venezuela? Maybe because they have socialized medicine?