Well last week Paul Ryan ordered a bottle of wine costing $340. Honestly, how white do you have to be to order a bottle of friggin white that costs more than a car payment? I cannot understand some of these hedge loving, water park owning idiots.
Well now Obama went and threw a monkey wrench in my perfectly racist statement. While America is in the biggest decline since the Great Depression Obama is throwing himself a major birthday bash. Cost to get in? 35 large.
Yeah way to balance the budget you guys. Way to keep the common man/women/random transvestite in mind.
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