Wow there’s something I truly never cared about. As it turns out black males live longer in prison because they can’t overdose, drink themselves to death or have “lethal accidents.”
No joke, it’s now scientific. The study concludes that black men receive better medical care in prison and they can’t do drugs so they live longer.
White people on the other hand? Prison is how white people get hurt. White guys end up being the butt of everyone’s jokes and survive much longer outside of prison – I might have a heart attack and die of not being surprised.
Quick somebody put the president in the slammer, it’s for America!