Dominique Strauss-Kahn was recently arrested for raping a NYC hotel maid. Turns out she was just a hooker looking for money (here’s to you ever vigilant NYPD). Well his wife told a family friend that her husband went on a sex binge to relax before heading back to France to run for president. His wife also said she knew all along that her husband was innocent because raping wasn’t his style. He preferred to seduce – eyes wide open.
I’m so checking out the French embassy tomorrow.
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