That’s right the National Institutes of Health – which apparently has a lot of gay men in it – is spending almost $900k to study “what effect a gay man’s penis size has on his sex life and general well-being.” Now the study is primarily conducted via survey. Meaning nobody checked the small box, under the “other” section they all just wrote in Magnum.
The study went on to find:
“gay men with “below average penises” were more likely to assume a “bottom” sexual position, while those with “above average penises” were more likely to assume a “top” sexual position.”
The article went on to say that the study:
“also found that men with above-average penises enjoyed more satisfaction with their lifestyle.”
That’s ’cause they weren’t getting screwed!
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