Only in America. Unemployment is 9.2% at it’s 100 degrees outside. Everyone’s either fired or soon will be. The country is sitting on its butt 24 hours a day seven days a week producing nothing. The first thing you do when you are unemployed is start “running” to get healthy and keep your mind sharp. Then it happens, something in your head snaps after eight weeks of grueling heat, eight weeks of no hope for unemployment, eight weeks staring at all those other beautifully toned hot sweaty bodies at the gym. Screw unemployment you’re going to make something today — you’re going to make a baby!
“At a time when unemployment is high and bank account balances are low, people are passing the time by getting busy,” Stefan Dallakian, the owner of Paris Intimates – an online sex toy distributor—told me. It’s estimated that the sex-toy business is a $15 billion industry. As the U.S. economy has worsened, Dallakian said that he has seen sales for sex toys skyrocket.
Grab a sex swing and lather up, America is going to do unemployment.
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