I’m in DC right now and was reading the Washington Examiner on the Metro this morning. Luckily the air conditioner was broken so I got to smell the DC culture. Anyway the Washington Examiner always has a celebrity birthday section. They featured Alex Trebek (71) but I also noticed it was Selena Gomez’s birthday today as well. The tabloid listed her as 18 — which means I’ve been committing a felony for the past six months. I scrambled on the computer to verify that she is in fact 19 today.
Screw you Washington Examiner that was my favorite pair of underwear….boxer briefs if you were wondering.
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