Yeah some nutcase jumped the White House fence. The homeless in DC fall into two categories; crack heads and spies. The crack heads are DC natives that are so drugged up they don’t really bother you. The spies are spies from other countries that sit around DC and monitor everything that’s going on. You know they’re a spy because they don’t spit on you.
A homeless man was in custody Tuesday night after climbing over the White House fence, the Secret Service said.
The man was immediately captured by uniformed Secret Service agents, who guard the complex around the clock, said agency spokesman Ed Donovan. He had a backpack that Donovan said was being examined for possible explosive material.
The suspect, identified as James Dirk Crudup, 41, was being transferred to District of Columbia police for processing. He faces charges of unlawful entry and contempt of court for violating an order to stay away from the White House, Donovan said.
I’m betting this guy wasn’t a spy.
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