I don’t know who and I don’t care why but some sculptor fashioned a naked bust of Selena Gomez….yes Virginia there is a Santa Clause and his name is Daniel Edwards. Edwards makes nude sculptors of various celebs including Paris Hilton spread eagle with her dog – weird – Angelina Jolie nursing her twins – ok I could see some people maybe — Britney Spears doggy style giving birth – getting a little creepy – and the bust of Michele Obama – yeah the President can put that in his study right between to Martin Luther King and George Washington. It would make a great icebreaker for when the Chinese come over to check our debt.
Edwards made a sculptor of Gomez and Bieber and joined them at the hip. Seriously? You know that a more accurate portrayal would be Justin Bieber motor boating Selena’s mounds of joy. Even creepier at the bottom of the statue there is a random duck screwing an armadillo. I checked Wikipedia, those two don’t go together.
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