Bill Clinton doing veganism….not like having sex with vegans….well he’s probably doing that too

Bill Clinton was known for eating Krispy Kreme donuts and screwing girls who looked like them.  However, that lifestyle finally caught up with Clinton and he had to have a quadruple bypass – insert random sex joke.  Then just recently the food whore had to have additional operations on his heart to open his veins back up.  So the man, the myth, the legend has given up meat all together.

“It’s turning a ship around before it hits the iceberg, but I think we’re beginning to turn it around,” he told CNN’s Dr. Sanjay Gupta.

News of his new diet started trickling out after daughter Chelsea Clinton‘s July 31 wedding, an event at which guests dined on vegan dishes and a gluten-free cake, and at which Clinton appeared slim and healthy.  By September, a flurry of reports had delved into the president’s new eating habits, some questioning how the 64-year-old really felt about giving up meat for protein shakes and almond milk (“I like the vegetables, the fruits, the beans, the stuff I eat now,” he tells Gupta now.

“All my blood tests are good, and my vital signs are good, and I feel good, and I also have, believe it or not, more energy,” he said.

And we get to the meat and potatoes of the article.  Mr. Clinton couldn’t keep up with the college girls anymore and he didn’t want to pull a Bob Dole.

All this talk about food is making me hungry.

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