You’ve heard of parking meters; German city gets hooker meters – pay to screw

In Germany prostitution is legal – and with German women getting uglier by the day the prices are falling like Obama’s approval ratings.  But like all upstanding business models there are those within the hooker ranks that attempt to skirt their taxes, in effect giving the rest of the hoe bags a bad name.  Typically prostitution is carried out in one of two places either in a fine upscale brothel – think black light – or on the street corners – conveniently located.

Well the hookers are getting upset because cops can easily target the brothels for taxes, but the ladies of the night tend to blow their taxes off

“It’s not fair that some women who work in establishments like sex centers or sauna clubs are taxed only because we can find them more easily there,” city spokeswoman Monika Frömbgen said.

Enter the Hooker Meter, prostitutes can pay their $8 tax and get a ticket for the night.  Now of course all of these completely honorable ladies have just been dying to pay their taxes.  So none of them would think about just not putting money in the meter, that’s just unpatriotic.

The kicker, the machines are made by Siemens.  Their stock just went up.

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