General Petraeus officially retired from the Army

Gen. David Petraeus gives a “thumbs up” to members of the audience during an armed forces farewell tribute and retirement ceremony in his honor at Ft. Myer in Virginia on August 31, 2011. Petraeus will soon start his new job as Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) Director. With him are Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Adm. Michael Mullen (R) and Deputy Defense Secretary William Lynn

 

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Naked photos of A-list celebs, their phone numbers and email addresses – Hollywood phones got hacked

Update: new photos are emerging of Blake Lively, Kreayshawn and Julianne Hough (Ryan Seacrests girl)

I’m going to be glued to Google images all weekend long.  Anonymous is a hacker group known for going after political targets.  Now a splinter group of anonymous has just announced that they have been working on hacking the cell phones of some of the most famous celebs in Hollywood.  Their handle is @HWLeaks and they are dumping phone numbers, email address and photos of celebs left and right.  I mean honestly, what manager is so dumb they let their idiot actor take naked photos of themselves and keep them on their phone?  Who does that?

Check out some of the screen grabs below:

Wait! They got the king of Sparta!  How many girls you think are emailing him right now with PS I love you?

 

Hollywood Leaks has already posted a slew of phone numbers including those of Miley Cyrus and Ashley Green and the script of new Tom Cruise musical Rock Of Ages.
Its biggest exposure to date is topless photos of Gucci Gucci rapper Kreayshawn, stolen from her phone and posted on her Twitter account as she attended the MTV awards.

‘We’re simply here to facilitate the free flow of information from a place which was previously overlooked,’ a representative told website Gawker.

This is why I’m always nice to the freaks and geeks.

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President Obama’s illegal aunt looks like James Brow/his uncle was arrested for drunk driving, faces deportation

Well as it turns out old Bam’s got yet another illegal family member in the US – I deported all of mine #teamamerica.  He has an aunt that came out of the woodwork a few years back and magically ended up staying in the US.  But this time it’s his uncle that is in trouble.

Uncle Obama came to the attention of police after he cut them off at a stop sign.  That wouldn’t have been so bad if he hadn’t just crushed 9 beers.

President Obama’s accused drunken-driving uncle — who was busted after a near collision with a Framingham cop — has had a valid Social Security number for at least 19 years, despite being an illegal immigrant ordered to be deported back to Kenya, the Herald has learned.

The president’s 67-year-old uncle, Obama Onyango, has had a valid Massachusetts driver’s license and Social Security number since at least 1992, said Registry of Motor Vehicles spokesman Michael Verseckes. Onyango blew a .14 on the Breathalyzer and continually interrupted the officer, the report states.

Yeah yeah yeah he has an illegal SS card.  You give me $1,500 and I can get you a working illegal SS card in LA in about a week.  But do you see Obama’s aunt on the right in that picture?  Spitting image of James Brown.  I thought I was looking at a ghost!

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In America they throw water balloons, in Spain they throw tomatoes…thousands of them (pictures) #thatsgottahurt

Tomatina – or tomato fight – is an annual brawl held in Spain.  120 tons of tomatoes are thrown around as people celebrate, something.  According to the article no one knows what they are celebrating.

The origin of the tomato fight is disputed — everyone in Bunol seems to have a favorite story — but most agree it started around 1940, in the early years of Gen. Francisco Franco’s dictatorship.

 

 

 

 

 

Oh right celebrate a dictator – pardon my intelligence from getting in the way of that.

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College students hit Sen in face with pie; get 30 days….that’ll help democracy

A pair of college students hit Sen Carl Levin in the face with a pie.  Their incredibly well thought out scheme was to walk into one of the Democrat’s meetings, tell him they didn’t like him and then throw a pie at him – marijuana is the gateway drug you know.  One of the “college students” is 24 years old, otherwise known as a retard, so you really can’t expect much.  By the way it was a Dutch Apple Pie (the heck) and no source can confirm if it was store bought.

 Two recent college graduates have been sentenced to 30 days in jail for putting a pie in the face of U.S. Sen. Carl Levin. Ahlam Mohsen and Max Kantar were handed over Tuesday to U.S. marshals after their sentencing in federal court in Grand Rapids.

Mohsen says she put an apple pie in Levin’s face a year ago to protest his positions on foreign policy.

The crust was removed to eliminate any physical harm.

The crust was removed to eliminate harm?  Why would you put no thought into what you are doing but think about the pie crust as a projectile impacting a target?  These people have to be unemployed and overly tattooed.

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