Sex Drugs and Cocaine use, the Sarah Palin rumors are in and they are hot!

Joe McGinnis is a New York Times best seller and newest neighbor to the Palins.  McGinnis bought a house next to the Palins about a year ago and has been their personal peeping Tom ever since.  McGinnis is writing a book of dirt Palin on Sarah Palin — The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah — and has given an exclusive to the National Enquirer.

In the experts it claims that the Momma Grizzly hooked up with (then) future NBA player Glen Rice — hooked up in the Biblical sense.  While still a junior at the University of Michigan Rice attended the “Great Alaska Shootout” tournament.  And after competing in the tournament the future pro athlete was nailin Palin.

McGinniss quotes a friend as saying Sarah had “hauled his [Rice’s] ass down.” While the pal coyly states: “I can’t say I know they had sex,” the friend is also quoted as saying: “I remember Sarah feeling pretty good that she’d been with a black basketball star,” according to the source.

Their encounter reportedly occurred in the dorm room of Sarah’s younger sister Molly at the University of Alaska Anchorage, according to the book.

Rice confirms the hookup in McGinniss’ book, according to the source, “but he’s quoted as saying he didn’t think Sarah harbored any bad feelings over being with him because he was black. And he remembers only nice things about Sarah, recalling her as ‘gorgeous’ and saying she was a big crush of his at the time.”

McGinnis also alleges that Sarah developed a fetish for black men.

The author also writes that after graduating from college, Sarah developed a “fetish” for black men…. McGinniss writes Sarah grew “horrified” about having sex with a black man [after sleeping with Rice].

McGinnis goes on to accuse Palin of snorting cocaine off a 55-gallon oil drum – personally I don’t snort anything lower than 80.   As the story goes Palin was out snowmobiling with friends and snorted cocaine off an overturned oil drum.  Now to be fair, people in Alaska are dumb, and someone might have just dared Momma Grizzly to stick her tongue to that oil drum.  Plus snorting cocaine in the middle of snow just doesn’t seem to fit.  However, circa 1992, I think it’s mandatory that the president has snorted cocaine at least twice so the joke could be on McGinnis

[B]efore she was elected governor, the author states Sarah was seen snorting cocaine off an overturned 55-gallon oil drum while snowmobiling with pals.

The book names a longtime associate of the Palins as saying Todd, who was arrested for DUI in 1986, used cocaine and “was on the end of the straw plenty.”

McGinnis also alleges that Pain was a pot smoker – duh I know very few who aren’t – that she has repeatedly cheated on Todd and that she is a horrible mother.  Now how much of this is legitimate dirt and how much of this is McGinnis retaliating for having to live in Alaska for a year is completely up in the air.

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Man Sues DMV because he can’t have GOPALIN on his license plate, #needstogetlaid

So some 40 year old virgin in Nevada wanted a GOPAIN license plate.  Well his request must have hit some pissed off Feminazi (redundant I know) because it was rejected by the county.

James Linlor, a Douglas County resident, filed the complaint July 15 in U.S. District Court in Nevada. A state official said the plate eventually was issued late last year. The complaint alleges Linlor requested a personalized license plate of “GOPALIN” in 2009 and 2010, but the DMV denied his applications, stating the request was “vulgar or obscene or expressing superiority of political affiliation.”

Linlor later went back to the DMV with his mom and told the clerk “Mother is her to talk about what you did and you better watch it because my Dad’s out in the car.”

……If I was Levi Johnston my license plate would say IMNAILIN*PALIN

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Palin Gossip: Bristol’s ex’s sister tells Playboy Track Palin was druggie….while naked

Gonna have to go to Incognito Mode to do this post. When thinking about the words “journalism” and “integrity” Playboy is the first thing that pops into my mind.  There is something about interviewing someone while they are naked that really cuts through the red tape and allows the writer to truly understand the subject…..while they have sex with them. Now hang on with me for a second, Bristol Palin’s ex, Levi Johnson, has a dirty, dirty sister named Mercedes – cannot confirm whether that is her stripper name or a real name.  So following in her brother’s – now seemingly wise — footsteps Mercedes has posed for the September issue of Playboy. In it she makes the shocking claim that Bristol’s older brother was a druggy and that Sarah Palin forced him into the military so that he would clean up his act.

She also told the U.S. men’s magazine that Bristol’s brother Track, 22, was forced to join the Army to keep him out of the spotlight after John McCain chose Palin as his vice presidential running mate in 2008. ‘His mom made him,’ Mercede said.  She wanted him ‘out of the way so when she was at the convention they wouldn’t know he does drugs and would think he was a patriot.’ She added: ‘He did OxyContin and mostly cocaine.’ This is not the first time it has been alleged that Track had a drug problem. In an article published on September 9, 2008, The National Enquirer made similar claims. It reported that Track ‘was addicted to the power drug OxyContin for nearly the past two years, snorting it, eating it, smoking it and even injecting it.’ And none of this would be in the news without those boobs.

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Sarah Palin welcomes illegitimate granddaughter

Sarah Palin’s son Track (yes that’s his actual name) welcomed his first child, Kyla Grace, on Sunday.  Track’s wife, Britta, had one of these special kind of pregnancies, the kind that starts prior to your wedding.  Yup the abstinence only family got married on May, they had a child on Sunday.  Unless KG’s legs are still in her mother’s belly Mama Grizzle ain’t running for president.

George Lopez to leave USA if Palin becomes President – Will go to Canada?

He must be a big Bieber fan (just realize Office still doesn’t recognize Bieber as a real word).  George Lopez said on Piers Morgan Live that he will move to Canada, not Mexico, if Palin becomes president.

GEORGE LOPEZ: If Sarah Palin becomes president at any point, I would say ‘allegedly,’ I will move to Canada.

PIERS MORGAN: Really?

GEORGE LOPEZ: I will go further north. I’ve been south, I’ll go north.

PIERS MORGAN: You would literally leave..

GEORGE LOPEZ: I would literally leave the United States of America.

PIERS MORGAN: Why would you leave so drastically?

GEORGE LOPEZ: I – I – I like my politicians to actually have a political background. To be politically..er.. um.. to know politics. To actually have inherited something from working in the political world.

I’d like my talk show host to actually be able to speak.  Ta ta taday jr!

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