Sex Drugs and Cocaine use, the Sarah Palin rumors are in and they are hot!

Joe McGinnis is a New York Times best seller and newest neighbor to the Palins.  McGinnis bought a house next to the Palins about a year ago and has been their personal peeping Tom ever since.  McGinnis is writing a book of dirt Palin on Sarah Palin — The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah — and has given an exclusive to the National Enquirer.

In the experts it claims that the Momma Grizzly hooked up with (then) future NBA player Glen Rice — hooked up in the Biblical sense.  While still a junior at the University of Michigan Rice attended the “Great Alaska Shootout” tournament.  And after competing in the tournament the future pro athlete was nailin Palin.

McGinniss quotes a friend as saying Sarah had “hauled his [Rice’s] ass down.” While the pal coyly states: “I can’t say I know they had sex,” the friend is also quoted as saying: “I remember Sarah feeling pretty good that she’d been with a black basketball star,” according to the source.

Their encounter reportedly occurred in the dorm room of Sarah’s younger sister Molly at the University of Alaska Anchorage, according to the book.

Rice confirms the hookup in McGinniss’ book, according to the source, “but he’s quoted as saying he didn’t think Sarah harbored any bad feelings over being with him because he was black. And he remembers only nice things about Sarah, recalling her as ‘gorgeous’ and saying she was a big crush of his at the time.”

McGinnis also alleges that Sarah developed a fetish for black men.

The author also writes that after graduating from college, Sarah developed a “fetish” for black men…. McGinniss writes Sarah grew “horrified” about having sex with a black man [after sleeping with Rice].

McGinnis goes on to accuse Palin of snorting cocaine off a 55-gallon oil drum – personally I don’t snort anything lower than 80.   As the story goes Palin was out snowmobiling with friends and snorted cocaine off an overturned oil drum.  Now to be fair, people in Alaska are dumb, and someone might have just dared Momma Grizzly to stick her tongue to that oil drum.  Plus snorting cocaine in the middle of snow just doesn’t seem to fit.  However, circa 1992, I think it’s mandatory that the president has snorted cocaine at least twice so the joke could be on McGinnis

[B]efore she was elected governor, the author states Sarah was seen snorting cocaine off an overturned 55-gallon oil drum while snowmobiling with pals.

The book names a longtime associate of the Palins as saying Todd, who was arrested for DUI in 1986, used cocaine and “was on the end of the straw plenty.”

McGinnis also alleges that Pain was a pot smoker – duh I know very few who aren’t – that she has repeatedly cheated on Todd and that she is a horrible mother.  Now how much of this is legitimate dirt and how much of this is McGinnis retaliating for having to live in Alaska for a year is completely up in the air.

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Politics and porn yes! there is a correlation….

Harvard recently conducted a study about porn usage in the US – and by that I mean they just watched my computer. It studied the total bandwidth that each State (and two Commonwealths’) used when viewing porn. As it turned out the red States downloaded more porn than the blue states. The winner by far was Utah.

A Harvard study provided objective evidence about actual consumption of online pornography by paying customers. This study found a consistent pattern of more conservative, and more religious, states spending more on pornography.

The biggest consumer of Internet pornography was Utah with 5.47 subscriptions per thousand home broadband users compared to Montana the lowest state with 1.92 subscribers per thousand. Study author, Benjamin Edelman of Harvard Business School focused on broadband users because pornography is a bandwidth hog.

States that banned gay marriage (implying conservative political views) had 11 percent more porn subscribers.

However, I think the good folks at Harvard have overlooked a major component. Rather than viewing the data, Red State Vs Blue State, Harvard should look for trends in ugliness. I mean common if you’re in Miami why would go to a strip club?

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Bill Clinton doing veganism….not like having sex with vegans….well he’s probably doing that too

Bill Clinton was known for eating Krispy Kreme donuts and screwing girls who looked like them.  However, that lifestyle finally caught up with Clinton and he had to have a quadruple bypass – insert random sex joke.  Then just recently the food whore had to have additional operations on his heart to open his veins back up.  So the man, the myth, the legend has given up meat all together.

“It’s turning a ship around before it hits the iceberg, but I think we’re beginning to turn it around,” he told CNN’s Dr. Sanjay Gupta.

News of his new diet started trickling out after daughter Chelsea Clinton‘s July 31 wedding, an event at which guests dined on vegan dishes and a gluten-free cake, and at which Clinton appeared slim and healthy.  By September, a flurry of reports had delved into the president’s new eating habits, some questioning how the 64-year-old really felt about giving up meat for protein shakes and almond milk (“I like the vegetables, the fruits, the beans, the stuff I eat now,” he tells Gupta now.

“All my blood tests are good, and my vital signs are good, and I feel good, and I also have, believe it or not, more energy,” he said.

And we get to the meat and potatoes of the article.  Mr. Clinton couldn’t keep up with the college girls anymore and he didn’t want to pull a Bob Dole.

All this talk about food is making me hungry.

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Hidden tapes reveal Jackie Kennedy cheated on JFK find with who….

How much of “the man” do you have to be to screw the First Lady?  I mean you’re banging the President’s wife.  You are the philanderer of First Ladies, you like have to drive an Italian sports car…..or in this case be a 19 year old White House staffer.

Well Jackie O is on tape revealing that she had an affair with Hollywood star William Holden, Fiat founder Gianni Agnelli, potentially a 19 year old White House staffer – I like her style — and more!  Shortly after JFK was assassinated a historian (Arthur Schlesinger) sat down with Mrs. Kennedy and recorded the entire conversation.  He must have slipped Jackie O a little truth serum because in the interview she confesses to the affairs and told Schlesinger that she believed Lyndon B Johnson was behind the murder of her husband!  That chick must have been high!

They are believed to include the suggestion that Mr Kennedy

was having an affair with a 19-year-old White House intern, with his wife even claiming that she found knickers in their bedroom.

And they go on to reveal that she too had affairs – one with Hollywood star William Holden and another with Fiat founder Gianni Agnelli – as a result of the president’s indiscretions
Historian Edward Klein, who has written several books on the Kennedy clan, said: ‘Jackie regarded the pretty young things in the White House as superficial flings for Jack. She did retaliate by having her own affairs.

‘There was a period during which she was delighted to be able to annoy her husband with her own illicit romances.’

It is believed that Caroline, 53, agreed to the early release of the tapes in exchange for ABC dropping its £10million drama series about the family.

I wonder who Michelle Obama is screwing?  Probably Kobe Bryant, he looks like a younger more fit Barack.

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Dunkin Donuts worker caught selling sex…and bear claws

Dunkin Donuts is in the news for two things, going public and prostitution.  That’s right a Dunkin Donuts employee working the night shift would use the parking lot as her own brothel.  Honestly, I’m appalled working two jobs at the same time is just like stealing from the company.  Dunkin Donuts is the real victim if you ask me.

Police Det. Sgt. Kyle Schwarzmann said Redmond would go out to cars in the parking lot and spend 15 to 20 minutes in the vehicles.

“Whatever sexual act you want, there was a price for it,” says Schwarzmann.

“It’s good they caught her. I mean, that’s horrible. You doing things like this and then you’re going inside serving the people,” says regular customer Al, one of many in stopping by in disbelief.

“Customer Al” oh yeah he was in disbelief.

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