So there’s a reason Fox News is one of the highest rated news agencies, they love to put out a little porn now and again. This time they are using the cover story of “American Bikinis.” Gotta love the dirty old men at Fox. Some of the women are very Sports Illustrated circa 1990, but not in a good way so for due diligence here are some of the highlights below in order of importance.
5.The lacy bikini. This girl falls a little more on dirty rather than classy. Not a complaint just the facts. It’s the lace around the outside of the bikini that attempts to emulate lingerie and make the bikini a little bit like underwear. The top looks a little odd but it is made up with a great bottom.
4. The standard blonde bikini. This is your standard run of the mill bikini, however, it’s a little unrealistic. The girl in this picture has clearly had a boob job, probably courteously of Rupert Murdoch.
3. Somehow Fox included two one pieces. This is the nicer of the two, and it actually isn’t bad, notice the cutouts on the side of the model. Very hot.
2. Number one and two were neck and neck. This is the bikini of your standard 30 something. Could be worn by a mom or just your smoking boss. Either way more women should dress this way in the workplace.
1. The American dream. This is the perfect string bikini for the 18-30 year old. Notice the stings on the bottoms have the stars on them in contrast to the rest of the bottom which has the stripes. Genius! I would love to see more of these flying at the beach.
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